A local man was arrested early Wednesday morning at Walmart after walking around the parking lot yelling cold weather puns at shoppers.
“He told me he was going to change the ‘STOP’ sign to say ‘FREEZE’. He was dressed up in some clear plastic that looked hand painted baby blue to really get the whole ice look down. He was also trying to talk like Arnold did in the Batman movie. I thought it was pretty funny,” said one shopper we spoke with.
Not everyone thought the man’s puns were funny, though.
“The man told me I needed to ‘cool it’ on the make-up I was wearing. I took serious offense to that! Who says that to a person? I’m really thinking about suing him!” said one woman we spoke with who was actually wearing too much make up.
Authorities were called after a few citizens were concerned in the man’s well-being and mental state.
“When we showed up to arrest him, he told my officers they needed to ‘chill’. They thought it was pretty funny, but we still brought him in for questioning,” said one Sioux Falls Police Department representative we spoke with.
The man was released after making more cold weather jokes on the way to department.
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Adam K. White
Well cool it on the makeup all you Tammy Faye looking wanna be clowns, it is disgusting and you look like whores. Now sue me you fat butt women!
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What the hell is wrong with you? Grow up. It’s 2019, you don’t need to be so rude to people who did absolutely nothing to you. Also, given that this is clear hate speech, you’re just lucky it wasn’t specifically tagging one person because you actually COULD be sued.
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Actually… I can say ” I think you’re overweight and wear too much makeup” to you all day long snowflake. Lucky for you, the circus is always hiring dumpy clowns😂💯
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Actually you can’t sue over speech unless its false. Stating somehow has too much makeup is an opinion, and therefore would get laughed out of court, just as your comment is being laughed at now. Lmao
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Clearly, you have no clue what hate speech is. And no you can’t be sued for saying that. I understand in the make believe world/ safe space bubble you live in. No one’s allowed to “hurt your feelings” but over here in the real world no judge would see this case nor would a lawyer take on a case this stupid.
Do yourself a favor. Read a book. Go outside. Get off your phone for a day. You need a break.
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She’s making AOC look smart .
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What!? No pics!?
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He wasn’t arrested.. just taken in for questioning and released…
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He wasn’t arrested or taken in for questioning, because he wasn’t a real person lmao.
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The cops let him go after he offered to get them donuts with their favorite ‘icing’
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Wow just wow
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Sounds like a cool dude. 😉
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Ice to meet you!
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People complaining about this and believing you’re opinions matter is what’s ruining Canada and the United States and people should start ghosting people how act like a little we all need to stop and think about how you feel this is part of the possess to build your character so toughen up or go build a colony all you entitled self-righteous winey bitches can be miserable and we don’t have to put up with it
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Butthurt much? This will help. Butt Hurt Balm – for the sensitive snowflakes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I6DN94Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_q6xwCbR9RY2R0
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You Americans are pathetic.
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‘Your #1 source for satirical Sioux Falls news!’ – I’m just going to leave this here.
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Ty! So sad it took me reading 20 comments to find the one person other than me that saw the obvious satire headline…we need to do better America
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Why do people have to be such whiny ass babies? Leave the man alone, he was in a happy state of mind and felt like having harmless fun, man some people need to dry their eyes, I forgot how much words hurt 😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
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